My bestest sparkle threw an absolutely delightful shower/bachelorette party for me during the weekend in Vegas. We had wine, cheese, really good cookies, and a whole cheesecake from The Cheesecake Factory. Delicious.
I am truly not a shower-games kind of girl, but sparkle planned two fun games and came prepared with prizes for the winners. She also had a tiara for me that is VERY sparkly and says Bachelorette on it and a magic wand with a double sided star for bopping people; one side says Good Girl and the other says Bad Girl. Very fun.
One of the games she made up involved a series of 3x5 cards with questions printed on them. Guests at the party were each given three and had to write answers/advice designed to be thought- and laughter-provoking. (In a future post I may show evidence of the prize given to those who provoked a laugh from me.)
I thought you might be interested in adding your sage advice to the wisdom of those who were there, so I've reproduced some of the questions below. (To truly recreate the atmosphere and give the best advice possible, you may need a couple glasses of wine and something sparkly to wear on your head.)
1.) I really need to make him laugh. What can I do to amuse him?
2.) I really need to cry and it's not his fault. Why should I burden him with my drama?
3.) What came first--the sperm or the egg? And why should I not get to orgasm as much as possible?
4.) I really need to sleep. What can I do so he'll keep his hands to himself?
5.) He thinks I need some time in the corner. What can I do to keep him from getting bored while I'm there?
6.) Do you know how turned on I would be if he ran the vacuum? How can I convince him?
7.) Wine would stain the bed cover. What can I put on my body that he'll lick off?
8.) Some people don't know when to leave after a dinner invitation. What polite thing can I say to make them go away before my bedtime spanking?
8.5) Some people I don't want to leave after dinner. What can I say so they'll stay past my bedtime spanking--without pajamas?
9.) If I don't spank someone I'm going to scream. What can I do to get him to bend over and take it like a big boy?
10.) I'm hormonal and crying at Cheerios commercials. Should I buy a stock of home pregnancy tests yet?
11.) My bottom is bruised and sore. What can I do to get some sympathy around here?
12.) I really want to have sex. What can I do to interest him?
12.5.) I really need a spanking. What can I do to interest him?
Any and all answers are welcome, but especially funny ones!